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You can now read the first chapter of Next, my forthcoming novel. Go here.

Everything I read and everything everybody I know tells me says that this is how you publish and promote a novel these days, but it still feels weird to me. I'm doing my geriatric best to keep up: I'm on Facebook now, fer chrissakes. God help me, I'm on Twitter, too, though I hardly ever think of anything interesting to say. The other day, I tweeted that I was eating a banana. Is this what Herman Melville would have done? Oh, time, strength, cash, and patience!